there i am, sitting at my computer, trying to work. only, over the weekend, something crazy happened and i lost all access to everything. the network shut me out! i called our IT guy and he said, "Gilbert who? Gilbert Hat? We don't have a Gilbert Hat working here."
Really?! That's not what my paycheck says.
Then, sans the computer, I had to give an enormous production meeting. I had this beautiful PowerPoint presentation all worked out and put together. There were charts. There were graphs. There were pictures of happy employees and elated customers! But no! I couldn't use my happy little PowerPoint presentation. I had to use the dry erase board and those stinky little markers.
And NOW!! I have THE WORST headache on the planet of the history of the universe of the world. Stinky markers. Stupid job. Silly IT people. I just want to go home and go to bed.
